wač wič woč :-)

Three witch watch three Switch watch.
Which witch watch which Switch watch?
🙂

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch- bitches,wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitchwhich wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swissSwatch watch switch?

toto nie je z mojej hlavy

hehe.. dobry jazykolam

To som už niekde počula , ale kde?

kde kde kde?

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

Peter Piper ****ed a peck of ****led peppers.
Did Peter Piper **** a peck of ****led peppers?
If Peter Piper ****ed a peck of ****led peppers,
where's the peck of ****led peppers Peter Piper ****ed?

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear
when Washington's washer woman went west?
(hehe, toto je haluz)

aj ja jedno poznam :
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dobre ne? totiz nerozumiem ani pol slovu co tu pisete

No, po anglicky ani nemusíš vedieť........ale ak poznáš aspoň trochu angl. výslovnosť a skúsiš si to prečítať, tak uvidíš, že aj tebe sa z toho popletie jezyk!